Chuck Norris Facts

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My favs:

• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants