03 May 2006

Chuck Norris Facts

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

My favs:
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

1 Comments:

Anonymous duck said...

OLD !

11:12 PM  

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